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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that 50% of asian businessmen have cataracts? The other half have BMW's."

"Interesting how u totally lose track of ur age after 21. Nothing to look forward to until 31, when u can legally own a donkey in a bathtub."

"There's a great new website that helps you find the local church that is right for you They call it, Evangielist."

"I'm proud of this groaner, even if it gets downvoted more than a duck winning an election."

"Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike? It could be ~~yours~~ your bike. EDIT: Spelling."

"Did you hear that Alexander Graham Bell got fired from the theatre? He was always phoning it in."

"This is probably the best idea I've had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid"

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bail."

"Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on radio than on TV."

"[reading Harry Potter] Me: Do you know what's going on? 3-year-old: He went to lizard school. I'd correct her, but her version is better."