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Joke of the Day
"Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree? It was taped."
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"After mating, a female Praying Mantis kills & eat's the male. Guess she knows it's easier to claim life insurance rather than child support."
"What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !"
"Oh my God! Honey, the baby just said ""Dada!"" Wait, why is he using air quotes?"
"The Oscars so white I gotta wear shades."
"What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!"
"Cocaine I tried and failed to use cocaine. It kept falling off the mirror in the bathroom."
"What did the black horse name its daughter? Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work."
"How do you contact dead window cleaners? Use a squeegee board."
"Whats fat on the bottom, skinny on the top, and has ears? Mountains! ...what? You've never head of mountaineers?"