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Joke of the Day

"Our forefathers fought against British rule so anyone can become president. For the first time in 240 years, we're regretting that decision."

"Is the end of the world happening right now? The internet is not working on my phone, so that was my first logical conclusion."

"I'm not very good at building fences Sorry, I don't know where to put this post."

"Boy: do u have any fantasies Me: ok.. so.. the library of alexandria is under siege& Im a librarian whos good at fighting& I save the books"

"Perfect Answer by Father. A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her.' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere."

"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""

"What's the best part about dating a twin? Nobody can judge you on your age difference."

"What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!"

"I sat in traffic this morning and my inner child wants to know if we're there yet."

"How does a watch maker tell you he likes you? With a romantic tock."