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Joke of the Day
"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."
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"Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?"
"My sister is holding her baby in one hand and a cup of Starbucks in the other, I'm going to toss her phone at her to see who gets dropped."
"What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine? When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week."
"A marathon runner walks into a bar.. The bartender says why the long race?"
"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games, What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4.!"
"You're so ugly....even the tide wouldn't take you out"
"Say what you like about Donald Trump.. But he's doing more than anyone else in the world to stop Donald Trump from being elected president."
"trying to write a mystery novel about a cat detective but I keep getting stumped every time he has to open a door"
"What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRby's"