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Joke of the Day

"On Thursday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""... ..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???"

"When I integrate I don't add the constant I guess I have my limits"

"I hate when I stand on a scale and it starts to cry and begs me to get off"

"What do Chinese lumberjacks do? Chopsticks"

"Edward Scissorhands was beaten mercilessly by the school bully, Edward Rockhands"

"Want to lose 10 pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."

"If your girlfriend sees where you are coming from chances are she is going to get some on her face."

"Suitable for British consumption I just heard the UK strawberry picking championships has been won by a woman with no legs. Jammy cunt"

"What do you call a court case in which an immigrant is suing over sexual harassment? *Alien v. Predator*"

"Q: Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? A: Because two Eds are better than one."