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Joke of the Day

"On Thursday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""... ..which was quickly buried.... It's been 3 days, has anyone seen it ???"

"Two atoms walk into a bar... One says, ""Oh no, I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" ""Yeah, I'm positive!"""

"I went into a cafe and said, "" A crocodile sandwich and make it snappy."""

"I like my women like I like my third games in a series by Valve... I think they're gonna be great, but they never seem to come."

"Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !"

"Spent over an Hour at the wife's grave this Morning Bless her, She thinks I'm Digging a Pond."

"My Mom taught me to treat others the way I want to be treated so I always walk up to strangers and spray canned cheese in their mouth."

"Never threaten anyone. It spoils the surprise."

"What do you call a fake Apple product? An i-phony"

"What's the easiest part about eating Jews for dinner? They're pre cooked"