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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke?"

"I was watching a hulu video and an ad came up saying ""This episode was brought to you by the invisible children."" Now I know how the internet works."

"I'm white and I don't tell racist jokes because racism is a crime, and crime is for black people."

"maintenance guy at the airport just told me he'd rather look at girls' poop than guys' poop. No more small talk today."

"When I was young I was worried about getting food stuck in my teeth. Now I'm worried about getting my teeth stuck in food."

"This one time, a work colleague declared The Avengers to be a better film than The Dark Knight. That was a busy day in HR, I can tell you."

"I farted in a room of hipsters I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."

"Can Bernie Sanders recover? From his devastating win in Michigan?"

"It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious"

"FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. ""Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."""