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Joke of the Day
"What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers."
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"Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles."
"What smells like shit, looks dead, and doesnt give a fuck? Gamers"
"Angelina's Twins Photographed In Public For First Time"
"I just punched Dwayne Johnson in the ass So I guess I've finally hit rock bottom."
"*intermittently glances at phone while placing order for 6 burritos so the Chipotle lady thinks they're for multiple people*"
"How do we know God isn't black? Because then he would've said ""I is who I is"""
"I went on a geology diet recently I lost a stone"
"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted! ~~I'm sorry~~"
"What's the difference between a Grayhound station and a lobster who got a boob job? Ones a crusty ass bus station, the other is a busty ass crustacean."