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Joke of the Day

"What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers."

"What's the difference between tumblr and a gun? The gun has only one trigger"

"What do you call a Mexican prostitute that doesn't charge? Frijole."

"I just violently threw up for 6 minutes and now my coworkers think I'm the lead singer of Creed."

"Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills."

"Admit it.... Sometimes you just wish you could read your crushes mind to find out how they feel about you?"

"If it wasn't for auto-tune Jennifer Lopez would be selling rugs and little Puerto Rican flags out of a van at the intersection by the mall."

"(JOKE).""KERMIT THE FROG"" vanndukeandsammy sammy:what is kermit the frog favorite food?....vann duke: I don't know,tell me what is kermit the frog favorite food?....sammy:french flies!"

"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."

"A pirate walks into a bar The bartender says ""Hey, you have a steering wheel in your pants."" ""Aye,"" the pirate replies. ""It's drivin' me nuts!"""