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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; inclbiudes disco ball"

"What do you call the deaf man with no limbs? Whatever you want."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."

"If there was a championship for the world's biggest loser, Hillary would take second place. Because she can't win anything."

"How much do you love kids? On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?"

"Library Asked librarian for book on suicide. Said no one returns them."

"Q: What do bees do if they don't want to drive? A: Wait at the buzz stop."

"What do you call a group of blind German kids? Not-sees"

"An anatomical original Thought you'd like a pun. What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts? [A high coo](/spoiler)"

"In high school, everyone used to call me the class clown it was probably because of the face paint."