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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fruit that isn't allowed to marry? A cantelope"
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"*hitler leans in close to the mic* and the next person to question me gets executioned *grammar nazi bites lip*"
"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells"
"was going to make a joke about science but I know for I wont get a reaction..."
"""I donno. America's Got Ghosts?"" -- someone in charge of a channel I probably pay $10 a year for and never watch."
"A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies ""No I'm traveling light"""
"One way to find out if your crush likes you is: Who cares. People are horrible and it's better to be alone."
"What is 007's fetish? Bondage..."
"This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris... ... Effectively crippling the French military."
"Paddy goes to court for armed robbery! The jury foreman comes out and announced ""Not Guilty"" ""That's Grand"", shouted Paddy! ""Does that mean I can keep the money?"""