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"What is 007's fetish? Bondage..."
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"How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well? She was shouting for help."
"The police and a hole. There is a sinkhole in the street and the police are looking into it. Oh yeah, Jerry fell in from looking to closely."
"If your name is Sullivan, you've got a good name, but if you go by your nickname you've Sully'd your good name"
"What do you call a Chinese girl with one leg? Irene."
"Me: Where the hell are you going with those balloons? 4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons?! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons"
"An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government"
"15 is the age where you either look 11 or like 25"
"If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder"
"In support of France, Canada opens new French province called ""Quebec."""