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Joke of the Day

"The Naughty Schoolboy by Enid Spanking"

"My mom told me that I objectify women. When she asked me why I broke up with my last girlfriend I said ""it didn't work out."" She said ""be more specific."" I said ""I just told you she didn't exercise."""

"How do you make a hormone? Just don't pay her"

"World peace or all of Bill Gates' money? If you had a choice between world peace or Bill Gates' money, what color would your Lamborghini be?"

"Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted."

"Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who gets shit and pissed on all the time? John"

"What did the Mexican fireman name his children? Jose and Hose B"

"I tried to sell Ikea my new range of combat furniture. It wasn't going well, so I decided to chair the meeting. A couple of minutes later, it was all-out wardrobe."

"*adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms* *adds 'memory loss' to Symptoms*"