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Joke of the Day

"[Jewish joke] Did you hear about the old Mohel who got fired from his synagogue? He got the sack! [(definition)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohel)"

"Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh? Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh."

"I met Josh Pec the other day... I met Josh Pec the other day, he's such a boob."

"We wanted to bury our cat Ivy under our ivy but it was too thick to get through so we renamed it dumpster instead."

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in."

"A skeleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""

"[dropping kids off at school] ME: Ok, learn a lot today KIDS: But school doesn't start for another week ME: *speeding off* GOOD LUCK"

"What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela."

"Just back from the zoo. Saw a slice of toast lying in one of the enclosures. It was bread in captivity."

"Small office joke My office is so small that when my feet are under my desk I trip people walking down the hall!"