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Joke of the Day
"I met Josh Pec the other day... I met Josh Pec the other day, he's such a boob."
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"What do gays and republicans have in common? Both are feeling a little butt hurt after yesterdays decision."
"Migrants are no longer welcome in the Greek island of Lesbos... as some people munched up the red carpet."
"Gf: What's the dog eating? Me: Piece of hotdog. Dog: [chewing slows] WHAT."
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them up into a tire and call it a Goodyear?"
"I like my women how I like my coffee... Without a dick."
"My toddler tried out and age aproporiate pickup line ""Hey baby, you've got some fiiiiiiine motor skills."""
"Arnold Swarzeneggar pushup contest. Arnold Swarzeneggar challenged former President George W. Bush to a pushup contest, and the President accepted. Swarzeneggar did 910, But Bush did 911."
"Did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband at dinner? That blonde girl Reese.... Not Witherspoon, with her knife."
"How do you foil a plan? (p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln"