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Joke of the Day

"We wanted to bury our cat Ivy under our ivy but it was too thick to get through so we renamed it dumpster instead."

"Einstein invented a theory about space... and it was about time too!"

"I started to sing the poop song Dad said it was crappy."

"I only got one match, but I can make an explosion. And now the government thinks I'm a terrorist."

"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."

"I would absolutely slay the dating game if looks and personality didn't matter"

"The worst Jewish joke ever... An old Jewish guy comes up to and old Jewish lady and says... ""So what's your number?""..."

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life"

"I went to the cannibal restaurant the other night and the waitress gave me the cold shoulder. It came with rice and a salad."

"About 2/3 of the Atheists I know were raised catholic, and I can't help but wonder... Was the sex really that bad?"