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Joke of the Day

"Small office joke My office is so small that when my feet are under my desk I trip people walking down the hall!"

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"*writes employment history on arm *writes professional references on thigh *writes email address on neck *adds ""resume"" to resume"
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"Did you know ""bathtub"" backwards is still ""bathtub""? It's not, but for a second there you believed me."
"If you replaced Odysseus with Oedipus.. ..would a long series of journeys or wanderings be known as an Oedipussy?"
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"An old Scottish joke. What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney? Bing sings and Walt Disney."
"My penis is in the Guinness Book of World Records... ...I wonder how long I can keep it here until I got kicked out of the library."
"When I greeted my boss in the morning, he told me to have a good day. Who am I to argue? So I thanked him and went back home."