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Joke of the Day
"What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after! "
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"They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."
"Danger is my middle name. Avoid is my first, and Completely is my last. Nice to meet you."
"A group of actors performed an on stage reading of the Oxford dictionary. The audience wasn't too enthralled with a play on words."
"What kind of shoes to pedophiles wear? White Vans."
"The Quark joke Mad they are, the up is not the top. The down is no the bottom, they can be charming but also strange because they only stick to the same sex."
"What do you call an Indian with a question? Curry-osity"
"I turned on my computer and it went ""Word"" and I was like ""Yo""."
"Just managed to download the 'Titanic' soundtrack to my phone, even though some said it was unsyncable."
"On a cold, late December day... ... the wall calendar looked across the room at the advent calendar and said: ""It looks like our days are numbered, pal""."