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Joke of the Day

"Stalin met Hitler in hell Hitler said : Next time, I'll kill 6 Million Jews and two Clowns! Stalin : Two clowns? Why? Hitler : See? Nobody cares about the Jews."

"[fire] EVERYONE REMAIN CALM. Use the stairs. DO NOT use the elevators. We're on the 12th floor... *sigh* I guess I'm dying in a fire."

"I was making breakfast, then ""She's a maniac"" came on the radio... Everything is a blur. Why am I so tired? Why am I in this steel factory?"

"Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space? It had projectile dysfunction"

"Your momma's so fat. When she was born, the universe expanded."

"My girlfriend was upset when I brought home a vibrator... it rubbed her the wrong way."

"Reddit is really a green community. considering all the recycled content on here."

"Did you hear about the cannibal Bob Marley? He shit the sheriff (but he did not shit the deputy)."

"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."

"Coworker: Do you party? Me: Well I do schedule two nights a month that I stay up past 11pm. So yeah."