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Joke of the Day

"Hey Reddit, what are your favorite lame jokes? ""Wanna hear a pizza joke?"" ""Nevermind, it's too cheesy."""

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!"

"How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? Have your mom sit down on a golf course."

"When your wife says ""It's up to you"", it's not."

"""I'm in your city"". me: ok. enjoy it."

"I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, ""Will you be putting that up yourself?"" I replied, ""No, you sick fuck. I'll be putting it up in my living room."""

"Did you hear about Bruce Jenner? Hes the first athlete to go from the Wheaties box to the Froot Loops box"

"Microsoft Word just suggested that I change ""you're"" to ""you is"" so yes, I am very very afraid of what the future of education holds."

"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""

"What's your number? A jewish girl and a man walks into a bar. They hit it off and the man asks for the girls number. She lifts her sleeve."