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Joke of the Day
"Lately I've started telling tree jokes. I think it's time to branch out."
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"Marital prejudice/ politics amongst fruit Q: What did Mr & Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon? A: But you cantaloupe!"
"Knock knock Who's there? Little boy blue Little boy blue who? Michael Jackson"
"crazy to think that back in the 1940s, extra guacamole at chipotle only cost a nickel"
"A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"I hope my car appreciates the wincing when I hit a large pothole."
"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""
"If you wear a ship's captain's hat around, people will just do what you say. I run a Starbucks, a Target, a submarine, and two street gangs."
"3849. Buying picture frame. 3850. Changing batteries in flashlight. 3851. The X-Games. 3852. Scotch tape. (List of most exciting things.)"
"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."