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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the useless bit of skin at the end of a penis? A Man."
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"Twinkle twinkle line of coke, you're the reason why I'm broke. :("
"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her"
"Existentialist, nihilist, cynic... An existentialist, a nihilist and a tired from life cynic walk into a bar. And the bartender says: ""Sorry guys, the bar's 18+ only"""
"Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will ""change contestants lives FOREVER""...and it's a brain swap with a cow."
"What did the spice scream during sex? Thyme cumin!"
"In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - ""Yes Dear."""
"How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave? There's Starbucks next to the headstone."
"I really love bikes. I'm a pedalphile."
"TIFU by buying a 10"" speaker instead of a 12"" one. Whoops, wrong sub."