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Joke of the Day

"What is the oldest joke we have on record? (X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/what_is_the_oldest_joke_we_have_on_record/"

"Asked my co-worker if saw the big news report... He said which one, The Mac 'n Cheetos announcement or the UK doing something? True story, from 3 min ago... 'Murica"

"What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food? PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)"

"Hulk got mad at his washing machine. Hulk SMASH IT! So Hulk gotta go to laundromat this morning. Hulk so stupid."

"99.9999999% of you will laugh after reading this joke. How soon after and whether or not it's in reaction to the joke is irrelevant."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs ? Stephen Hawking's after a house fire"

"I like my women how i like my Little Ceasars Pizza... Hot and Ready for only $5."

"What is the German word for Constipation? Farfrompoopen."

"a serial killer that strangles victims with fruit by foot and eats the murder weapon afterwards"

"Two kittens are sitting on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smallest [](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friction#Coefficient_of_friction)"