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Joke of the Day

"What is the oldest joke we have on record? (X-post) http://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/2krnv8/what_is_the_oldest_joke_we_have_on_record/"

"You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees? It has a high turnover rate."

"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."

"I heard Oscar Pistorius had a hard time finding a lawyer for his murder trial... they kept saying he didn't have a leg to stand on."

"How do you call a nazi that doesn't react? A neon nazi"

"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."

"""I think I have ADHD, doc"" why? ""I keep forgetting where I parked my Ford"" that's not- ""yeah I keep losing my Focus"" get out of my office"

"What part of the road is always crying? The breakdown lane."

"Uncle Robert was talking to his nephew Jimmy ""Uncle Bobby, how did you become my uncle?"" ""Well Jimmy, your parents went wham-bam and now Bob's your uncle."""

"What do you call a Mexican that's lost his car? Carlos"