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Joke of the Day

"You hear about the highly-productive pastry factory that has trouble retaining employees? It has a high turnover rate."

"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"

"I sincerely hope that when I get older my children don't put me in a home or on a stage at a political convention."

"I was thinking about making a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon."

"So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forget the rest of the joke, but your mother's a whore."

"I use to have a job working in an elevator... it had its ups and downs"

"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic? He wanders through life wondering if there is a dog"

"What does the bees do with their honey? They eat it, If they eat too much, they will get Diabeetis."

"I don't get this joke. Can someone explain it to me? My sister's fiance is so short that he has trouble playing computer games. The only way he can reach the keyboard is if he lies flat on the ground."