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Joke of the Day
"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."
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"A large marine mammal was recently in Cardiff. It had a Wales of a time."
"What did the celebrity say to the tabloid? ""You discussed me!"""
"Jesus killed the dinosaurs because he was tired of their bullshit."
"""I'm in the best shape of my life!"" -Newborn baby"
"This guy just climbed through a thicket of waist-high shrubbery to avoid walking past me. That's the kind of anti-social I aspire to be."
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A three-some."
"Mood ring Bought my girlfriend a mood ring the other day. When she's in a good mood it turns green. When she's in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on my forehead."
"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? They weren't born yesterday."
"Him: I know your secret Me:*nervously sweating, remembering my Netflix history* Yeah? H: You killed someone M: *relieved* Oh, haha. Yep"