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Joke of the Day
"What part of the road is always crying? The breakdown lane."
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"I got fired from my job at the cemetery yesterday... I made a grave mistake."
"Did you hear about the man who got sick at the airport? It was a terminal illness."
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"I'm scared to go to sleep tonight knowing some maniac is running around out there slightly deflating footballs."
"What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean? Columbus"
"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."
"In Soviet Russia a bar walks into men. The case of the man-killing-bar remains unsolved."
"*goes down on escalator Escalator: I have a boyfriend"
"Why are tourists to Scotland wrongly arrested as pedophiles? They say they came for the 12-year-old Scotch."