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Joke of the Day

"How do you call a nazi that doesn't react? A neon nazi"

"How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese? Because they have hundreds of Qins"

"It took me 13 years but I finally deleted most of my e-mails."

"In a recent football game, a player sustained injuries, and the manager was fired after sending on the wrong player to replace him. Whoops, wrong sub."

"This week in Nascar it all comes down to one race... The Caucasians."

"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? A stagger-saurus."

"A man showed up at the hospital with several toy horses in his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."

"Did you hear about the electrician who beat up a baker? He was charged with battery."

"Whats the difference between racism and asians? Racism has many faces."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits..."