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Joke of the Day

"*gets out of bed* *steps on something* me: Ugh *turns light on* wife: What is it? me: The cat caught another smart car"

"Chicken pot pie my three favorite things in life..."

"I just saw a baby wearing a shirt saying: ""Santa doesn't exist, but that's ok, cause I can't read."""

"What do you a great Jewish cook Hitler"

"IAmA hot dog cart owner, AMA my weiner!"

"Why was Hitler late for work? He tried driving a new route to work, but instead of taking the second left, he took the third reich."

"I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties."

"Why did you bring your cat to school? Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school? Student: My dad said he was going to eat mom's pussy."

"A look into the mind of women..."

"I like my women like the World Trade Centers Tall, hot, and going down"