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Joke of the Day

"Chicken pot pie my three favorite things in life..."

"You know what they say about prison... You go in a tight end and come out a wide receiver"

"Unexpected sex that's a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison..."

"When I explained Twitter to my mother she said, ""Sounds like group therapy where no one's getting better."" Well played, Mom. Well played."

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb."

"I can swallow two bits of string... And they will come out tied together. I shit you knot!"

"Why does the swimming pool get laid every night? Because he makes all the ladies wet."

"Twitter is the only place where it's actually BORING to discover that you are being followed by hundreds of robots."

"Went to the Indian bakery today and asked for some bread They said they had naan"