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Joke of the Day

"IAmA hot dog cart owner, AMA my weiner!"

"34 of the A-Team have just launched a valiant rescue mission I heard they were just trying to save Face after their last failure, though."

"I came up with a great pirate joke, but my friend stole it. A cruel Arr-any, m'friends."

"What do you call a dream about soda? a fanta sea"

"Masonry work is hard There's a lot of trowel and error."

"Whoever said money doesn't grow on trees obviously never sold marijuana."

"Star Wars Joke. How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel? 2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit."

"What does Bill Clinton's presidency and Hillary Clinton's future presidency have in common? Weiners got them both in trouble but in the end nobody really cared."

"Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything!"