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Joke of the Day

"Why was Hitler late for work? He tried driving a new route to work, but instead of taking the second left, he took the third reich."

"If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconuts, then why can't he fix my marriage"

"A dad walks into his daughter's room and saw her fapping with a cucumber, he said: Hey! I was going to eat that, now it's going to taste like cucumber!"

"What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit? Durian durian! im sorry"

"What does spinach and buttsex have in common ? No matter how it's done, kids don't like it"

"Why did the Walrus go to the Tupperware party? He wanted a tight seal."

"Drop it! Please, just DROP IT. - My dog, whenever I'm eating."

"My wife has so many shoes the bedroom looks like the outside of a mosque."

"Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments? Idk, accordion to research I guess."

"SALMON: Who has been spreading gossip I thought I could trust you two TROUT: I don't know, who could it be?! BIG MOUTH BASS: Yeah, who??"