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Joke of the Day
"What do you a great Jewish cook Hitler"
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"left my laptop bag at a restaurant last night and today i went to pick it up and the lady asked what was inside to verify that it's mine,"
"What does Hitler hate about leg day ? Mein Krampf"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? 'ell if I know wot to call it!"
"Did you know... That 80% of all stats are made up?"
"What do you call delicious Vietnamese food? Vietnoms"
"How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond? Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe occasionally tips."
"What do you call a musician without a girlfriend? Homeless"
"I like when I see a 30mph speed limit sign spraypainted to say 80. Whoever does that has found a way to completely beat the system"