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Joke of the Day

"What do you a great Jewish cook Hitler"

"The only thing I want to ""portion control"" is my time spent at work."

"A super moon is just like a regular moon except Lois Lane doesn't recognize it when it's wearing horn rimmed glasses"

"I thought Game of Thrones was a show about bathrooms"

"Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq? ....because there is a target in every corner."

"Why did the student fail his physics test? He didn't understand the gravity of the situation."

"My mom (seriously) asked if my friend's brother ""still had down syndrome."" No mother, he walked it off."

"The Cleveland Browns Title says it all"

"Currently searching the want ads for a place that will pay a good salary for me to just curl up in a ball and give up."

"I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers."