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Joke of the Day
"Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. "
Next Joke
"I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying."
"Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something."
"I love weighing myself after having a dump. It makes a shit load of difference."
"I wonder Is Gordon Lightfoot heavy handed?"
"What does eighty year old pussy taste like? Depends."
"I lost my mood ring earlier today... I'm not sure how I feel about that."
"A man gets into an accident in which both his ring fingers are cut off. Needless to say, his wife was shocked."
"God made Heaven and Earth The rest made in China"
"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"