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Joke of the Day

"[roulette] ME: [slaps table] 50 on red CROUPIER: Sir that is 50 pictures of Celine Dion ME: Yes and if I win [grabs him] you owe me 50 more"

"If a dwarf gave a dollar to another dwarf they'd be a dollar short."

"Why is Paris the city of love? Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit"

"Two bitches walk into a bar. The bartender says there's a collar for both of you."

"How did 1940's German Men pick up Jewish Girls With a broom and a dustpan"

"Danger is my middle name. First name: Avoid. Last name: At-All-Costs-Like-A-Total-Pussy"

"they smoked a joint and overthrew the government. now that's a high coup"

"""Sorry, I have to take this call."" ""That's a banana. And it's half eaten."" *covers banana with hand ""I don't tell you how to do business."""

"What is the difference between and joke and two dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"I like my coffee like my women.. Ice cold and overly expensive."