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Joke of the Day

"I read that a couple from New Jersey named their baby Adolf Hitler. They should be ashamed, New Jersey is no place to raise a kid."

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"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog !"
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