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Joke of the Day
"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."
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"If you're a Mormon, and you have a mom, and you haven't been referring to her exclusively as Mitt Momney...then why the hell are you Mormon?"
"Knock! Knock!"
"Take Dr. Seuss, make him a black midget with chronic asthma and give him access to Urban Dictionary. Behold, Lil' Wayne."
"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""
"I've been told I'm oblivious. I had not noticed this."
"What is the scientific measurement for moistness? Digits..."
"Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either."
"smokers have a greater risk of heart disease, stroke and hard-to-hear outdoor phone conversations."
"What's a four letter word for ""a butt load of fun""? Anal"