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Joke of the Day
"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it!"
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"Try it on your friends... Guy walks up to a blonde woman, ""Hey do you get many blonde jokes?"" She says ""No, not really."" ""Yeah, that's kinda what I figured."""
"Did you hear about the Mexican racist? he joined the que que que."
"I was working in the yard. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a snake. I hit it with a shovel. I'm happy to report the garden hose is dead"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet ;)"
"""did you hear the one about the grizzly who-"" dude stop ""it's just a joke man"" i know it's stupid but- *points to my date* bear with me"
"My guidelines for whether or not to have sex with a female were the same as how I chose outdoor sports. If there was grass on the field, I played ball."
"Congratulations on ""obtaining"" your yellow belt. If we're ever attacked by 3 pieces of wood being held together, you're in charge."
"Why do vultures hate flying? Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss"
"The Internet is like alcohol, it gives people courage."