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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? SNOWBALLS!!!!"

"My cat cares about me. LOLZ that's the joke."

"I have a habit of standing naked in the laundry room wondering what to wear. This may have contributed to my immense popularity in college."

"My Abuela voted for the first time yesterday morning! And for the last time a few hours ago."

"What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate? A wookiee talkie."

"I slept with this girl, and in the morning I asked her if she wanted breakfast in bed. She said one pig in the blanket was enough."

"What are the voices in my head saying, I hear you all ask..."

"Why did the squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blood ! Blood who ? Blood brothers !"

"How do you get out of Sunday school? You tell your mom you're Sikh."