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Joke of the Day

"I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time."

"Star Wars meat joke As seen in the Death Star II cafeteria: ""For those of you finding the Wookiee steaks a bit too Chewy, try our new Ewok Chops: Guaranteed to be more on the Endor side."""

"What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat."

"What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!"

"What car does Jesus drive? A Christler I'm so sorry..."

"What's something that some people don't get about jokes with sexual innuendo? That it's a fucking joke."

"""Expose yourself to Art"" they said ""Art will tase you and call the cops on you"" they didn't say"

"My doctor put me on a strict vegan diet, but every Monday I'm allowed a cheat day So I nip out and fuck his wife."

"How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs? Indeterminate"

"So I got my blood test results back... apparently I did good, got an A+"