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Joke of the Day

"FYI: I guess the goal of bobbing for apples is not who can drink all the water."

"I stole a toilet seat from a police station once. They never caught me, they had nothing to go on."

"The discharge paperwork at the hospital seems to be expedited a little quicker if you roam up and down the hall with the back of your hospital gown untied."

"What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive"

"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."

"My mum must be such a bitch. Just found out she left us before I was born."

"What's your favorite Andrew ""Dice"" Clay Joke? Including dirty nursery rhymes."

"What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat."

"I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day."