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Joke of the Day

"The discharge paperwork at the hospital seems to be expedited a little quicker if you roam up and down the hall with the back of your hospital gown untied."

"President Trump! What about the aliens from space? We need a ROOF!"

"Whoever decided on spelling ""biscuit"" really needs to get their shuit together."

"I'll always be less successful than Edgar Allan Poe Nevermore"

"A dirty limerick I made up today ... I once met a girl named Susie. And, boy, was she a doozie! She loved me right, Made it last all night! And in the morning she blew me!"

"What do you call an Asian guy with a great work ethic? Task Oriental."

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"How to catch a polar bear: Step 1: cut a hole in the ice. Step 2: set a can of peas opened and in front of it. Step 3: When the bear comes to take a pea kick it in the ice hole."

"What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies? An ambulance."

"Been dating this new chick and some days i like her and some days i don't. so i made her a mixed signal tape"