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Joke of the Day

"The discharge paperwork at the hospital seems to be expedited a little quicker if you roam up and down the hall with the back of your hospital gown untied."

"All this 'Frozen' merchandise is just getting ridiculous. I was at the supermarket earlier and they've now got a whole bloody aisle just for Frozen stuff."

"The fattest Knight at the round table was Sir Cumference. He had too much pi"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mick Jagger Barbie ...Mick with Barbie's head...but Mick's lips"

"I thought they'd named a loaf of bread after one of my exes then I realised it said Thick Cut"

"A spice belt for chefs Might be a waist of thyme"

"How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path"

"What do male Jews say when they see an attractive female? Challah at your boy"

"How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. I'm sorry."