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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat."
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"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it's FREE to not exercise."
"If Bill Clinton was a construction worker he would be called Bob the Billder Sorry."
"My friend wanted to give me a free puppy... I did not accept because their mother was a real bitch."
"What doesn't kill you makes you vengeful."
"NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate."
"My birth control is my 5yo running around in circles at 5am screaming ""I have so much energy! I have so much energy! I have so much energy!"""
"Everyone at my funeral gets a stun gun. The last person standing gets all my stuff."
"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts! Yup ya walked right into that one"
"[Jr. Biology class, girls in jumpsuits burst in] OK, who's ready for fun? We're The Photosynthesisters & we're gonna talk 2 U about PLANTS!"