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Joke of the Day

"The opening scene of the movie ""Saving Private Ryan"" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade."

"What's the hardest part about roller skating?... Telling your dad you're gay."

"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."

"Give a cat a box and he'll be happy for a day Teach a cat to box and start wondering what you're doing with your life"

"What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house? He became a quack head"

"What do you call a group of physicians with erectile dysfunction? Doctors Without Boners"

"WHEN I SEE ALL CAPS I READ LIKE THE PERSON IS TALKING RIGHT BY A JET ENGINE, TELLING A CIA AGENT THAT HIS PLAN WON'T WORK...IT'S TOO RISKY"

"""We don't serve time travelers..!"" A time traveler walks into a bar"

"Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you."

"I accidentally sent everyone in my address book a naked picture of myself It cost a fortune in stamps"