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Joke of the Day
"I stole a toilet seat from a police station once. They never caught me, they had nothing to go on."
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"What would you title a movie about a Nazi roofer with a speech impediment? Shinglers Lisp."
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"It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen..."
"I just found out the mods' password! [removed]"
"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."
"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"
"I'm 22 years old now and my eyesight is worsening,... ...at what point do I get adult supervision?"