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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks."

"What did the swollen prostate say during the prostatectomy? I'm out, urine."

"Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke? ... Because he screwed up the delivery..."

"Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends? Because he was grounded."

"People keep comparing Trump to Hitler, but that is just not true. I mean, Hitler could paint."

"I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop."

"Anyone who thinks that women can't be funny has obviously never watched one try to parallel park."

"What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails"

"There's no 'i' in 'team' but there's 7 of them in... ""Everyone in this office is an idiot & I work better by myself."""

"The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is."