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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? A hundred sows and bucks."
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"What breaks every time you give it to a toddler? Their pelvis."
"According to math, I'm broke"
"I hate when someone asks me where I see myself 5 years from now when I don't even remember where the hell I was 2 days ago."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was bblamdiffergmunmnumblldpbdb."
"Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week."
"How did Canada name their country? They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
"Why are there so many fish in the sea? They're always getting hooked up"
"me: [slides bank teller a note] bank teller: what's a ""roblery"""
"My parents let me watch Grease constantly when I was a kid & then they were all, whoa why is our teenager always super drunk in tight pants?"