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Joke of the Day

"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."

"You know what they say about assumptions, right? They say that they are generally wrong."

"Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras? Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!"

"What do you call a black gynecologist? A gynecologist, you racist bastard!"

"LPT: If a non-Redditor sends you a funny pic/video on Facebook, don't tell them you already saw it last week on Reddit. You don't want them to finally realize you're a neckbeard."

"I thought I pocket dialed you... But it was just a clothes call."

"What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !"

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? A substantial amount, you fucking morons."

"How did the detective solve the case of the missing nun? Through the process of cross-examination."

"You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan."