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Joke of the Day
"I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day."
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"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"
"What is love? [This is love](http://i.imgur.com/U3roe7r.png)"
"My toddler was arrested today at kindergarten during nap time. He was charged with resisting a rest."
"Me: I can't get the taste of sour balls out of my mouth Friend: I love those candies Me: Candies?"
"People who type ""First!"" in comment boxes will also be first in line to hell."
"It's terrible waking up with regret. Perhaps if she changed her name I'd feel better."
"Why did KGB officers always travel in threes? One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals."
"Tip: Instead of doing that thing where you obviously crop your ex out of the photo, you could actually just take a new picture."
"Did you hear they had to shutdown Japan's first virtual reality porn exhibition? Too many people came."