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Joke of the Day

"What was the Numerologist's favorite seaside discount brothel? The One-Toothed Reef Whore Hive"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !"

"Wife leaves: Ok. Wifi leaves: NOOOOOOOOOO. I can change!"

"If a tree falls down in the woods... But nobody is around to hear it. Does a hipster still buy the album?"

"My girlfriend told me I look ""uncool"" with a bike helmet on.. Well you know I'd rather look uncool than fall and split my head open during sex."

"I hate it when I'm at someone's party and they keep asking stupid questions like... ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""

"What's green, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table."

"They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes she can slice bread with it."

"I burnt my mouth on a slice of pizza. But I got my revenge. It's poop now."

"What's black, purple, and hates sex? The kid in my trunk."