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Joke of the Day

"What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use? Bissell"

"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."

"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town and wants your number."

"Router-stiltskin I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child."

"I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands."

"What's the difference between your mom and a bowling ball? You can eat a bowling ball."

"how can you tell..... how can you tell your girlfriend is getting fat? when she sits on your face you can no longer hear the background music"

"My friend Opie owns a pizza restaurant. Wanna know why it's so successful? Because Opie delivers."

"A fun dream I have is to stand in the middle of Comic-Con, yell ""What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?"", then jetpack through the ceiling."

"What's the difference between racism and the chinese people? Racism has many faces..."