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Joke of the Day
"I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands."
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"If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence,and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? Neither. Horses can't sing."
"What do you call scriptures for blind people? The holy braille"
"I took a poop today that didn't flush... That shit was revolting."
"What's the point of making a whistle only rapists can hear?"
"What's the fastest thing in Bulgaria? Light"
"Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How'd that work out for him?"
"Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally."
"Where do footballers dance ? At a football !"
"I'm off work next week so I'm gonna throw this knife at a map, where it lands I go. *throws knife, misses map.* Space, I'm going to space"