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Joke of the Day

"Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were a kid? He's back in town and wants your number."

"I tried making a chemistry joke today... ... But all the good element jokes Argon"

"Man, you gotta hand it to Dick Cheney. Or else he'll torture you."

"My other calendar is a packet of birth control pills."

"Two blondes were on an escalator in the mall, when the power went out. They had to wait 3 hours to be rescued."

"What did the little black kid get on his SAT's? Barbecue sauce."

"How do you keep a idiot waiting? I'll tell you guys later."

"Your cat doesn't love you. If it were bigger it would eat you."

"Asians are so bad at driving That I think Pearl harbour was an accident."

"Guys.... Women aren't hard..... And if they are... They aren't Women."