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Joke of the Day

"My friend Opie owns a pizza restaurant. Wanna know why it's so successful? Because Opie delivers."

"Feminism Joke Man: So what do you want? Feminist: I want equal rights and liberties as men. Man: I couldn't agree with you more... because if I did, you would have a problem with that."

"My boss is basically Ursula from The Little Mermaid. Deceitful, selfish, conniving, wears too much make up, is an octopus."

"My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore"

"What do toys and boobs have in common? **They were both originally made for *kids*, but *dad* ends up playing with them!**"

"I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have."

"How do French girls hold their liquor? By the ears"

"Whats the best part of having sex with a transgender? When you are hitting it from the back and go for the reach around, it feels like it went all the way through"

"What do women and pennies have in common? They ain't worth shit"

"Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles."